He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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