there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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