we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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