She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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