Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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