So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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