If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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