There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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