you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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