i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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