is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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