3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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