He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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