East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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