There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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