Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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