Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
