Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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