I hate your face
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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