How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
