there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I need you to use more vowels.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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