Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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