Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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