your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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