That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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