I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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