Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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