THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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