school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just invented taco cereal.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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