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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"

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(315): View more from New York

After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

This is why Helen Keller didn't drink

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(954): View more from Florida

Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.

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(+33): View more from France

If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit

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(415): View more from California

Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great

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