Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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