I need help removing her.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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