I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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