it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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