I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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