Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
