what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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