Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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