I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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