What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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