She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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