i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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