haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I deserve this hangover.
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