her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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