I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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