I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
is it fun? or sober?
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