so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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