I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Randomize
