Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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