And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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