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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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