i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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